theclearlydope:

Pussy Magnet.

(Source: rejecters)

Hey hey hey I’m at school so I can’t listen to it yet, but has anybody heard Talon of the Hawk yet??? How is it?

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

cyberdepressed:

*loses followers*
*loses friends*
*loses bobby pins and hair ties*
*loses internet connection*
*loses phone*
*loses life*
*gains weight*

(Source: madfawn)

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(Source: danielodowd)

You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there’s still going to be someone who hates peaches.
Dita von Teese (via raspberrying)

(Source: niselle)

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